Complete MOTD List

This is a list of all the sayings that are used in the above bar:

Cacti have feelings too. - Edd of "Ed, Edd and Eddy"
Graduate life -- it's not just a job, it's an indenture. - unknown
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ketchup is a vegetable. - unknown
Kiss your keyboard goodbye! - unknown
Excellent day to have a rotten day. - unknown
All Your Base All Belong To US!!!!! - Cats "Zero Wing"
Fertility is hereditary. If your parents didn't have any children,neither will you. - unknown
If God had intended Man to Smoke, He would have set him on Fire. - unknown
Love means having to say you're sorry every five minutes. - unknown
I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!! - unknown
Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends - unknown
Practice safe hex and help prevent computer viruses today. - thinkgeek.com
Black Holes Suck - thinkgeek.com
Damnit Jim, i'm a sysadmin, not a babysitter - thinkgeek.com
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. - unknown
Ask not for whom the CONTROL-G tolls. - unknown
... and furthermore ... I don't like your trousers. - unknown
Your fault: core dumped - unknown
Intolerance is the last defense of the insecure. - unknown
Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life. - unknown
Not my fault, Act Of God. - Homer Simpson
If I can't see it, it's not illegal. - Homer Simpson
Ich bin ein gross affa - Paul
cd pub; more beer. - Thinkgeek.com
I stabith thee in the eye. *rolls di* Critical Failure: I have neutered myself...just like the last time. - Sgt_mathis
You'll have to speak up. I'm wearing a towel. - Homer Simpson
I'm famous for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work alot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson
My mom says I'm cool. - Milhouse Vanhaulten
Don't use soda to put out a fire. It's a waste of good soda. - Sgt_mathis
You have junk mail. - Unknown
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut. - Unknown
I'd love to go out with you, but I'm having all my planets neutered. - Unknown
To boldly go where I have been three times and will be again next Tuesday. - Sgt_mathis
Acid Absorbs 47 times it's weight in excess Reality. - Unknown
A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives. - Unknown
Today is a good day to bribe a high-ranking public official. - Unknown
What this world needs is a good five-dollar plasma weapon. - Unknown
Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret. - Unknown
Ankh if you love Isis. - Unknown
No man is an island, but some of us are long peninsulas. - Unknown
If it's brown, keep it around. If it's black, send it back. - Homer Simpson
2+2=5
hot buttered toast - Ed of "Ed, Edd and Eddy"
gravy - Ed of "Ed, Edd and Eddy"
Hey, it's not a good night unless you get a traffic cone. - Cat of Red Dwarf
In space, no one can here you sneeze. - Red Dwarf
Sir, I protest. I am not a 'Marry' man! - Worf, Star Trek: TNG
Jenkinson's Law: It won't work
Overload -- core meltdown sequence initiated. - Unknown
To err is human, to moo bovine. - Unknown
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. - Unknown
Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery. - Unknown
Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up. - Unknown
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day. - Unknown
The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Unknown
Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance. - Unknown
Overdrawn? But I still have checks left! - Unknown
We are all worms. But I do believe I am a glowworm. - Winston Churchhill
Finagle's First Law: If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. - Unknown
I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said,"I drank what?" - Chris Knight, Real Genius
What are trying to do Billy? Scare me to me? - Gimm of Billy and Mandy
In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools will be temporarily canceled. - Unknown
God is real, unless declared integer. - Unknown
The best defense against logic is ignorance. - Unknown
Heavy, adj.: Seduced by the chocolate side of the force.
You too can wear a nose mitten. - Unknown
This space left blank for unknown purpose - Sgt_mathis
The Earth will cease to exsist in 11 seconds...give or take a few billion years. - Sgt_mathis
Error in operator: add beer - Unknown
The Killer Ducks are coming!!! - Unknown
Put no trust in cryptic comments. - Unknown
We really don't have any enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us. - Unknown
Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks. - Unknown
Someone will try to honk your nose today. - Unknown
I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV. - Unknown
After I run your program, let's make love like crazed weasels, OK? - Unknown
Never let your schooling interfere with your education. - Unknown
Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive (the damn thing blew up) - Thinkgeek
You know you're an engineer if you have no life & can prove it mathematically. - Thinkgeek
Some say I'm robbing the cradle, but I say she's robbing the grave! - Prof. Farnsworth of Futurama
Good News! It's a Suppository. - Prof. Farnsworth of Futurama
This is unconfortable and humiliating! Now, if they could put it in the form of a suppository... - Prof. Farnsworth of Futurama
Victor! Let go of the confused-and-delicate one. - Rolph of "Ed, Edd and Eddy"
If you prick me, do I not leak? - Lt. Cmr. Data
Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie. - Unknown
You will be held hostage by a radical group.
Go to a movie tonight. Darkness becomes you.
Tomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of interest.
Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.
Is this really happening?
Never laugh at live dragons. - Bilbo Baggins [J.R.R. Tolkien, "The Hobbit"]
Excellent day for putting Slinkies on an escalator.
You have many friends and very few living enemies.
A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?
Let me put it this way: today is going to be a learning experience.
Your sister swims out to meet troop ships.
Avoid gunfire in the bathroom tonight.
You are the only person to ever get this message.
You have the body of a 19 year old. Please return it before it gets wrinkled.
There was a phone call for you.
You have been selected for a secret mission.
You'll feel much better once you've given up hope.
You get along very well with everyone except animals and people.
That secret you've been guarding, isn't.
Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum.
Be different: conform.
So you're back... about time...
If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it.
Your love life will be... interesting.
Are you a turtle?
Death is easy, Comedy is hard. - Mandy of "The Gimm Adeventures of Billy and Mandy
There is a fly on your nose.
If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens tomorrow!
You will contract a rare disease.
Blow it out your ear.
You will become rich and famous unless you don't.
God does not look upon me and smile.......He points and laughs histerically -- Sgt_maths
You are sick, twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.
You may worry about your hair-do today, but tomorrow much peanut butter will
be sold.
I am insane, and I have the forged documents to prove it!! - Sgt_mathis
For the sake of ALL MANKIND, I WILL HAVE A SMALL SPRITE
Moronica for Morons - Moe Howard, The Three Stooges

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